Journal of Luqua - D20 Modern Fast Hero
XXXX XX, XXXX - Brittan, England
I haven't had a job in weeks. It's starting to take it's toll. This budget motel room is getting difficult to maintain. If I don't do something about it soon...I may have to hide out in one of the forests again. I'm happier there but it's not enough in this day and age to only fend for yourself. I'll go and see Mr. Squiggles tomorrow, maybe he has some work for me.
XXXX XX, XXXX - Brittan, England
My luck is looking better. I went to the bar where Mr. Squiggles operates. Bailen was there already. As far as a history goes, we've worked together before. Her tendency f
Journal of Luqua - D20 Modern Fast Hero
XXXX XX, XXXX - Brittan, England
I haven't had a job in weeks. It's starting to take it's toll. This budget motel room is getting difficult to maintain. If I don't do something about it soon...I may have to hide out in one of the forests again. I'm happier there but it's not enough in this day and age to only fend for yourself. I'll go and see Mr. Squiggles tomorrow, maybe he has some work for me.
XXXX XX, XXXX - Brittan, England
My luck is looking better. I went to the bar where Mr. Squiggles operates. Bailen was there already. As far as a history goes, we've worked together before. Her tendency f
The Most Terrible Weapon by BJPentecost, literature
Literature
The Most Terrible Weapon
The Most Terrible Weapon Yesterday, as I was pouring myself some coffee, I witnessed, on the edge of my periphery, my brother in law bending over. And there, ladies and gentlemen, was buttcrack. My pupils dilated. The rest of the world seemed to disappear. There was only myself and the buttcrack. You see, I am deeply amused by buttcracks and if I spy one, it cannot go unremarked upon or unbothered. If I am very familiar with you and your personal boundaries, you might just end up with something in there; a lint roller, a shoe, a note that says "wash me", a sign that says "VACANCY", or something of equivalent ridiculousness. Knowing my BIL's proclivity towards dropping ice cubes down the shirts of unsuspecting victims… I. COULDN'T. NOT. Thus, I shut the refrigerator door ever so gently and pressed the pedal to summon forth a single ice cube. With the grace and surety of a panther, I slunk forth. A quick hook of a finger and the deed was done. "GYAH!" he cried, as the frigid cube